I don't watch a lot of television, but there are a few shows I do enjoy.
One of those is "24." I didn't start watching until the 6th season,
but then went back and rented all the older seasons.
In fact this past summer, I checked out all the previous seasons
and watched them again while I scrapbooked (another obsession!)
I was checking out my friends' blogs and came across this list.
A TRIBUTE TO JACK
* Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
*Why did Jack Bauer cross the road?
Because he already killed everyone on his side.
*Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom
because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
*They finally found a cure for cancer, it is Jack Bauer's tears.
Too bad Jack never cries!!!!!
*Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys.
He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself
until he gave up the location of the keys.
*Jack Bauer would have gotten the ring to Mordor in 24 hours.
*Surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to
a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said,
"I have them right where I want them."
*Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
*Jack Bauer arm wrestled Superman.
The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
*Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
*When Jack Bauer goes to "BURGER KING" and orders a "BIG MAC",
he gets one!!!!
*Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead,
it just makes him angry
*Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd.
Nobody fools Jack Bauer.
*If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken,
but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's beef.
Exercising has never been my thing. . .
