24

I don't watch a lot of television, but there are a few shows I do enjoy.

One of those is "24." I didn't start watching until the 6th season,
but then went back and rented all the older seasons.
In fact this past summer, I checked out all the previous seasons
and watched them again while I scrapbooked (another obsession!)

I was checking out my friends' blogs and came across this list.

A TRIBUTE TO JACK

* Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

*Why did Jack Bauer cross the road?
Because he already killed everyone on his side.

*Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom
because his organs are afraid of making him angry.

*They finally found a cure for cancer, it is Jack Bauer's tears.
Too bad Jack never cries!!!!!

*Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys.
He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself
until he gave up the location of the keys.

*Jack Bauer would have gotten the ring to Mordor in 24 hours.

*Surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to
a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said,
"I have them right where I want them."

*Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

*Jack Bauer arm wrestled Superman.
The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

*Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

*When Jack Bauer goes to "BURGER KING" and orders a "BIG MAC",
he gets one!!!!

*Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead,
it just makes him angry

*Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd.
Nobody fools Jack Bauer.

*If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken,
but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's beef.